How many people do you know that start a blog post on the verge of crying because their lover didn't call them to dinner? And then when you called them on WhatsApp to ask if they're eating they say "Yes, my friend's feeding me" and before you can ask them if they want you to come, they hang up on you. You're sitting there on your tiny table writing about it while thinking it was your fault for fooling around when they asked you to feed them (because they have been working real hard and you're really proud of them but their hands are covered in paint and they need you right now and you're not even there for them). They said that if you were busy with work they would go with their friends. How do you tell them that you're never too busy for them? To verbalize your devotion is a disservice and an insult because no words could ever capture the depths of your being so instead you decided to fool around and say all they want to do is hang out with their ...